For the love of blue dicks

If not for Canyoneer Terri Varnelli showing me what a wild hyacinth plant look like, I would not have thought of plucking them out from the ground to propagate them. 
This is my second year of trying to grow blue dicks. For the love of blue dicks!
Last year, I pluck a few of them blue dicks in the canyon open space near my home thinking its  seeds would pop out and germinate on the ground. Blue dicks are not really like dickheads. If so they must have had vasectomy. 
Blue dicks are bulbous plants like daffodils and onions. I would keep plucking them from the ground and plant them along with the mini daffodils by the mini guava tree in the backyard. I should have blue dicks planted by my unmarked headstone someday. Here lies a glorious holy shthead who couldn't have enough of blue dicks!



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